Showing posts with label adventure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adventure. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

It all started innocently enough...

The weekend, that is. The following post will be long. I apologize.

On Friday night, while CPM was busy playing a punk rock show somewhere in Pennsylvania's hinterlands, I went to the mall with my sister and grandmother to get a pedicure. We shopped a bit, and grabbed a late dinner at a favorite local Mexican restaurant. I OD'd on melted cheese. Life was good.

On Saturday morning, CPM and I headed downtown for brunch. We've worn out the Sabrina's thing lately, don't really care for Honey's, have only done the Morning Glory thing once on a weekday, and have decided to search the city for other delicious brunchy goodness. Farmicia has been a favorite dinner spot, but apparently, they also have a weekend brunch! After perusing the online menu, we decided to give it a shot. What can I say? It easily replaces Sabrina's as a new favorite brunch spot because: a. the food was delicious and b. at 10:45 am on a Saturday morning, it was not crowded, and we were seated immediately. Score!

We started off with a cheese sampler. Who gets appetizers at breakfast? We do, apparently. We love this...the fruit chutney makes it amazing:
Cheese Plate


Since I've been craving the yolky dippyness lately, I had a simple breakfast, 2 fried eggs with whole wheat toast and roasted potatoes:
2 Eggs

CPM had the eggs benedict, and he asked them to substitute vegan sausage for the bacon, which they did without any trouble:
Eggs Benedict with Vegan Sausage

Farmicia, we will be back, and I will be ordering that sour cream pecan waffle next time!

CPM soon left on a trip to somewhere in Brooklyn to play more punk rock. I decided that a bike ride through Pennypack was in order. After I completed getting sweaty and grungy, I was visited by an old neighbor. We walked to and I had my first Rita's of the season (small lemon with a pretzel, thank you). We chatted. We stoop sat. Then my phone rang and the night went insane.

My sister had a male friend visiting her from North Jersey. He has been training for a marathon. He needed to a do a run, and decided to head into Pennypack Park, since it's nearby and has a great trail. He left his cell phone with its helpful Google Maps/GPS feature and assorted necessary phone numbers at my sister's house. (Brilliant, since he was running in a strange city.) He left and said he'd be back in about an hour/hour and a half. 2.5 hours later he hadn't returned. It was dark. My sister was worried. He had to be lost.

My sister first drove herself to the place where he was supposed to exit the park. She then hit a few other park entrance openings. Another 45 minutes passed with no sign. She came to get me, my two flashlights and my mace. We were going to have to go into the park and look for him. Let me say this...the park is a creepy place at night. There are absolutely no lights. There are large trees. There is a creepy mist coming from the creek. The sound of a lone geese honking becomes the sound of some faceless monster. We again drove to the few local park entrances, and went into the park a little ways with our flashlights. We soon realized that there was no way he could be in the park...it was too dark for anyone (except perhaps teenagers) to be in there. Luckily, at our third stop, we happened upon some helpful park rangers who offered to drive the entire 8 mile trail and call us if they came upon my sister's friend. Brilliant! Thank you rangers!

We headed back to her place to see if he had exited the park at the wrong spot, found a payphone and perhaps called his own cell phone, since he didn't know my sister's digits by heart. (Note to all people...memorize important phone numbers, it will save you time in an emergency.) Eureka! We had a mysterious phone call from a Philadelphia number! But no voicemail. And no idea where it came from, except that it was probably a payphone. Minutes later, we got a mysterious text message. I kid you not, it said "Last known location..." followed by the location. I called this helpful person. They had seen my sister's friend and he had asked if they could send this message to his phone. Great! Except then he kept walking. Um, yeah. If I'm ever lost like this, I plan to find a retail establishment, and sit my ass down, call whomever I can and WAIT for help. I will not keep walking in a strange place. I swear.

My sister and I headed to the "last known location." We then scouted in many directions from the "last known location." We finally were figuring out that her friend was obviously directionally challenged, because the "last known location" was so far south of her house. We decided that we would think like a directionally challenged person and look for him even further away in the wrong direction. Except then his cell phone rang, which I was carrying with us to ensure we caught him on the next call. My sister's apartment number showed on the caller ID. He had made it home.

Where was he? He exited the park about 3 blocks from my house, hit a CVS for gatorade and bought a map. (At least he took his credit card with him.) Except, duh, the only street maps sold in CVS show the streets of Center City Philadelphia. This is not helpful when you are in the far NE. He then used the payphone to call his cell phone. No answer, because at that point we were out talking to park rangers. He then decided to keep walking. In the wrong direction. He found those helpful people at the "last known location." He kept walking. In the wrong direction. He ended up in a bowling alley at Oxford Circle where he finally decided to call a cab back to my sister's apartment. The end. I got home at 11:30 pm and finally had dinner. Lean Cuisine and wine. Yum...

On Sunday, I was still alone. CPM was out punk rocking somewhere in Jersey. I decided to sew something. Since I have thrifted so many shirts recently, I decided to refashion one using Simplicity 4077. I wanted to see if I could do a better job on the gathers than I did on my first version. I still reused the existing button holes, but found that I had to make 2 more using my automatic buttonhole feature. They came out great! So, if you look closely, you can see some wonkiness, but eh, this is totally wearable:

Simplicity 4077

My weekend ended quietly, thank goodness. I had enough excitement on Saturday night. This week I will get to see CPM play some punk rock at a show with The Bronx. I will take the following day off from work just because. I will pray for the warm weather to return and stick around for a while...

Monday, March 16, 2009

"I'm going to ask the porn star."

CPM and I are big fans of Howard Stern. We have 2 SiriusXM subscriptions, one for each of our vehicles, listen online at home, watch HowardTV whenever we can, and are basically big losers who geek out about the show. Luckily, we have lots of friends who do the same. Thus, yesterday, was like a dream come true.

At approximately 11am, the house phone rang. CPM was calling to tell me that he was on his way home from work. (My husband works 7 days a week because he is insane.) He planned a quick shower, and then we were heading to the NE Motorcycle Show at a convention center in the King of Prussia area. We would be on a tight schedule. Richard Christy and Sal Governale were appearing at the show, but only from 11am until 2pm.

We left the house at 12:30. KOP is typically a 45 minute drive from our home. We would be cutting it very close. Before we even made it to the highway, a handy traffic sign notified us that an accident had blocked a left lane on the two lane highway of death otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway. No worries. CPM's encyclopedic knowledge of suburban shortcuts took us on the scenic route, and had us at what he thought was the correct location by 1:20. Upon reading the posted events (gun show! craft show!), we realized, oops, we were at the wrong convention center. According to our handy smart phone devices (him: iPhone, me: Blackjack), the correct convention center was located a few exits further down another highway.

We reached the correct convention center by 1:25. We waited in line for 4 minutes. We paid admission. We forgot to ask where to find our targets, so we began a circumambulation of the exhibit hall. (oooh, leather chaps!) Time is passing. After one complete circuit, we hadn't found their booth. CPM was getting visibly agitated. I had to pee. CPM turns to me and says "I'm going to ask the porn star. She'll know where to find them." Oh, right. I held my pee long enough to witness the exchange.

Porn star Gina Lynn has been on the Howard Stern show. She's at the expo promoting something. I think I've seen her Sybian ride. I notice that in person, she looks quite tiny. She is standing at a folding table petting a little dog that is wearing clothes. CPM moseys up to her booth and begins a conversation with her. Unfortunately, she had no idea where to find Sal and Richard. Porn star interview escort duties now completed, I ran off to the ladies room and sent my spouse to continue his search.

At approximately 1:40 pm, CPM's efforts were rewarded. He found the booth. We got to chat for a few moments with Richard and Sal. They were quite nice. We got to take some pictures for posterity (see below). It wasn't until later that I wondered if Richard had showered or brushed his teeth before this event. It was the weekend, after all.

Richard and Sal